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PYR, Burning Desert - The remains of an unidentified homin have been found in the dunes near Canyon Pass. Numerous gingo prints were spotted in the area. The shocked local merchant that found the body told our reporter, "I've never seen such large gingo prints in my life!"

Anyone who has seen any suspicious activity near Canyon Pass or Blackburn Trade Post should report to the local authority immediately.

The Pyr Pyre Quinteth, Pluvia 5, 2nd AC 2548(JY)